You have a 70% chance to shuffle a copy of Coax: Distressed Damsel into your deck.
Ongoing: At the beginning of your turn shuffle this card into your deck.
"Sally!" you said. "We're here to save you!"
Her eyes narrowed.
"You idiot! Do I look like I need saving?"
For a moment you considered mentioning that centuries of art and literature would indeed have given one that impression. But the fury in her eyes dissuaded you.