Dimensional Boots are rare boots that can be obtained by opening a Dimensional Armor Case. They can be activated to give your threats a +25% chance to be critical strikes and to have your allies deal 2x damage against aliens.
5. "The funeral was unpleasant. They always are, for suicides. Nick's widow, Carol, was distraught. She bawled through the whole service. So when she came up to me afterwards, shoved her husband's notes into my arms, and made me promise to read them, I couldn't refuse. At first they seemed like the ramblings of a lunatic. Then I came across the plans for the armor..." -Aloysius Zeroth