The next threat played against you does -3 damage.
The next threat you play does +3 damage.
"Get off me, ya maroon! I'll smash him! I'll spiflicate him!"
"Calm down, old-timer, before you break something!"
"Break something? I'll bust his head open! When I'm done with that punk, he'll look like Willard after Dempsey was through with him!"
"I don't even know what that means, but I'm not letting you do it!"