Discard your hand. If you discarded 1 card, Head to Head deals +3 damage. If you discarded 2 cards Head to Head deals an additional +5 damage.
"Get lost, Cornerjerk!"
"Or what, you'll tweet something bad about me?"
"OMG! I'm going to blast you and ROFL about it!"
"We're face to face! Stop talking like we're on the internet!"
"Yeah? Well if we were on the internet I'd totally pwn you!"
"That's not even a word!"
"What? Yes it is!"
"Oh... You still suck!"